JASON TODD ✸ 023-815-5560

Man, are you in love?!
Anyway. Luthor, uh... What if I told you I'm actually 'working' for him at the moment? I've always wanted to be a double agent. Of course I'm in. Bastard's just crazy. But he's a tough motherfucker, hard to kill. We'll have to break him before we can kill him. And it won't be easy.

Well I'll be damned... What's the lucky girl's name?
I'm working with him for a bloody good reason. Doesn't mean I won't help you. Luthor will try to stab me in the back at some point, but I intend on stabbing him first. I can do a lot. We'll have to meet. What's one more revenge, right?

I literally had to sit down. Are you fucking kidding me? Of all the women... you know what, I'm actually impressed. I mean. Man. I'll text you an address tomorrow. I'll tell you what you need to know. But I'm warning you now: Luthor is smarter than any Gotham rogue. If he finds out about this, we're dead men.

Don't worry too much. She kicked Darkseid's ass, she's probably fine. But I get it, I really do. We'll have to be careful, and patient. We're players in a game bigger than any of us. This will take some time, and we'll need allies. In the meantime, keep a low profile. Don't you dare blow the LexCorp tower up for God's sake.

What kind of monster would I be if I said no? Just don't forget to get him some food on your way home

You're just so cute when you get all excited like that! I can't wait to meet the little guy. We're gonna have great conversations together. I'll translate what he says for you, promise  

He's a cat... As long as you feed him, pet him and worship him, he'll love you   Maybe he'll hate me, who knows? By the way, don't you want to move in with me? I mean, officially? You basically already live with me, so...

Women love me too     I suppose you'll have to give the keys back but otherwise, yes, I guess you can leave now   I'm afraid that kiss will have to wait, I have a meeting in ten minutes at the embassy   But hold that thought, love

I won't be home late, I promise. And you have company! Love you  

C'est un genre de punition, c'est ça ?

Ca allait mieux jusqu'à ce que tu trouves mon numéro.

Surprends-moi, t'as très bien réussi jusque là. (Oublie juste les chrysanthèmes) (ou je te les fais bouffer)

Where are you?  

I'm fine. I just wanted to make sure you were too. Just be careful, please?

I'm fine, I promise. I know this is important for you. Just be careful, and don't do anything too reckless... Get back home in one piece, alright?

Uh uh... Tough guy   Don't be too late, Holden is planning on sleeping on your side of the bed. Just so you know  

We're not planning anything! He just likes the bed. And so do I. Especially when you're in it with me. But that's not the point. Be careful and get home safe, that's all I ask.

I'm not answering that! Focus on your bad guys, darling.

Last time I answered that question you came back home with three broken ribs and a stupid smile on your face.

You're impossible, you know that? You're not missing anything, I'm just wearing your shirt. And I'm just about ready to fall asleep. So I guess you should hurry...

I'll give you two hours, because I'm generous like that And because I love you.

I'll be waiting for you my love 

Why aren't you answering yor phone? Drop whatever you are doing and come home. Please.

You're at the cemetery, aren't you?

It's alright, I thought you might go... Do you want me to come? I don't want you to be alone there.

I've seen it already... I'm on my way, alright? Don't go anywhere. I'll smash that tombstone if you want me to.

There is nothing I won't do for you, you know that right? I love you. I'm almost there.

I've known many great warriors with wonderful tattoos. Why do you ask?

Oh, are you getting one?

Oh so you're not getting my name tattooed everywhere? I'm kidding. Please don't do that. So a compass? I like the idea, I think it'll suit you.

I... did not think of that, and now I'll have to live with that knowledge for the rest of my life. Thanks love.
And no, it does not sound "shitty" like you say. It's actually beautiful. Stop doubting yourself so much, will you?

Some things are better left unknown... Hey don't get cocky now... Or do ?   By the way, I'm going to be home very late tonight, so don't wait for me, I'm with the League for an emergency meeting. Oh and I saw Roy today. Told me to tell you that you are, I quote, "an asshole."