ROSALIE ROSEWOOD ✸ 454-027-1919

Oh. It's ok. What happened ? Are you hurt ? Don't worry, I can get you a new one.

Okay, okay, don't panic, I'll clean it. I can be at your place in one hour with a new microwave.
And, seriously, tomato soup ?

Hush, I'm the boss. I buy the microwave AND the food for tonight. What do you wanna eat ? And don't tell me tomato soup.

Aren't you the one who texted me ? I can help you to learn how to deal things by yourself.
Indian, good choice ! See you in one hour.
ps : don't sneeze.

Yes. Can't be good.

Oh, so you want me to run away with you ? Why not, can be a plan ahah !

Are you okay ? You answered my last text two hours later.
Peru is great ! Lets raise llamas !
Come on, you're great Rosalie. Without you, everything would be harder.

Be careful, llamas can spit on your face. But if you really want to see one, I know a guy, he has a farm and some unusual animals like llamas.
Don't worry, I've got your back. Always.

I'll call him tomorrow, and let's do this. Llamas, donkeys, peacocks, here we come !
You don't have to thank me for that. In fact, it's really easy to like you, you know.

I see no difference.

Same here.

I showed the llamas pictures to Sasha, she can't stop laughing right now.
We just found the Kooples's new ambassador !

Oh my god, what the fuck is this ! xD She can kill me, I'll die a happy man ! Now llams should totally be argus's emblem. Like the eagle for the cia.

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It would be the best Christmas present ever. EVER.
Just sayin'.  

Sounds like a perfect plan !
You know what movie suits you the best ? Inception.

You're magic teacher looks like Dicaprio ? I see. Good for you I guess ?

What ? Jealous ? Me ? Noooooooooo !
COME ON ! Dicaprio.

The nanny looks like Shakira btw.

Oh, because you see Fate very often ?

Yeah well, okay. I'm not jealous, but good to know.

Good night lady (:

Oh, well, I almost forgot myself. Thank you beautiful (: Rather a demon than a Frozen cake ahah.
Really ? You don't have to. And please, don't bring me a gift. I hate gifts.

So, if you're the gift, can I unwrap you ?
I'll be ready Can't wait actually (:

Chas abandoned me. You wanna come out for a drink? Family bonding time, rainbows, sunshine, happy childhood memories and all that bollocks?

I don't have a bed. Got kicked out of the hotel after I told the racist owner she was a bigoted cunt. I may have slashed her tires on my way out of the parking lot. Alright, I'll find another drunkard to have fun with instead, then.

Last time I got drunk in the House, I unleashed some nasty gargoyles and took three days to get them back in their cages. Trust me, nobody wants that. Thanks cousin, you're an angel. Just need a couple hours of sleep. Boyfriend won't even know I was here. If he does I can erase his memories.

Alright, no memory manipulation. I'll make you breakfast to make up for it. Proper English breakfast, and the best scrambled eggs you've ever had.

Bonjour Rosalie. Je pensais justement à vous. Je crois effectivement que nous devons nous voir. Dites-moi où vous êtes et si vous le voulez bien, je viens vous trouver.

Dans cas, retrouvons-nous au manoir de mon père, 1245 Addison Street, à Otisburg, près du Westward Bridge. Vous êtes la bienvenue.