JASON TODD ✸ 023-815-5560

Oh come on! Where I come from, the thought of an old man coming down a chimney to enter the house while everyone's asleep to leave 'gifts' under a dead tree would be highly suspicious!

ALSO WHEN HAVE I EVER NOT BEEN NICE. I let you have some of my chocolate cake for breakfast. MY CHOCOLATE CAKE, JASON.

... Did you just suggest that I look like an ugly old green furry thing?

Tt-tt. We're getting the biggest Christmas tree ever. That thing is gonna be so big and so full of decorations that you'll regret making me feel guilty when you have to take it all down after. BUT if you dare dressing up like Santa Claus, I'm filing for divorce!

I don't know how we're gonna get that thing in the house, I'll leave that job to you...
I always want you to stay home. But what you do is not up to me, I'll never hold you back. I'm alright, don't worry about me. I'm safe and I have all the ice cream I need to be the happiest pregnant woman on Earth.

Well then, I am more of a Justice League member than a perfect wife, am I not? We do what we have to do to survive these difficult times. We're not exactly... Normal people? But at the end of the day, all that matters is that we are together. Nothing else.

Jason, the only reason why I'm not fighting Ultraman or any of these people right now is because I'm pregnant. I would be the first to put my life at risk if I weren't. Don't blame yourself for doing the right thing, please. But of course I'm always the happiest when you're with me, you know that right?

Forget the vegetarian meal, all I need for tonight is you, that cake and that hot chocolate. Nothing more. No alright maybe I'll need a couple more blankets too. But that's all.

What if I don't want to watch a movie, but just to enjoy the evening with you?
Good gods. What on Earth is that thing? Pajamas? (My belly is getting too big for these - but get one for the baby she'll love it)

Alright, I'll be there. Just make sure you start the fireplace, the house must be freezing!
And of course our daughter will be adorable. How could she not? By the way... How many more books will you buy to try and find the perfect name?

I know you won't, you never do.
And you haven't told me yet??

Well of course I want to know! I want to call her by her name, not "baby"!

Look. Wonder Kitten.  

Of course we can. We don't want him to get jealous... ; ) (gods what am I doing...? am I going crazy? can I blame the hormones and the sleep deprivation ? - say yes)

Well YOUR daughter is kicking me all night long, so I can blame you, actually.

Maybe. Just maybe.

You know what will happen to you if her first word is a bad word.

It's called mimetic behaviour.

I shall do no such thing!

You're more the Anakin type, I think. Minus the whole "murdering children and joining a fascist empire", of course ; ) And you do look good in black. And you have... quite a temper ? Except with me   (great gods I cannot believe I know so much about Star Wars)

You're welcome ; )

I admit, I would look good using a red lightsaber.

But you love Star Wars! And me!

Great Gods. Very well, I'll stop. Where are you, by the way...? Not doing something both stupid and dangerous I hope?

If you're alone and thinking about me, it is. Shall I send backup?

Cassandra and Stephanie are on their way. Idiot.

Merry Christmas Jason Todd ! I hope you didn't kill Santa, even if he broke into your house. But, maybe you should have. Santa doesn't really exist, so if someone broke into your house, that wasn't him, and that wasn't me either ! I swear !

Oh, by X'Hal, I'm so sorry ! I could have ? Well, does that mean I didn't ? I hope so, or I would be so mortified ! It's just that, with Damian who loves so much to ruin all the fun ... Be careful with Fire, when human flesh burns, it stinks, trust in my experience. I'll use the door then, and ring your bell, lesson learned !

It's finally happened. If I put the ice cream bowl on my belly, it doesn't fall anymore. I am SO pregnant.

Yes. I can now use TWO spoons and eat even more ice cream.

What? Why? I'm eating ice cream with two spoons, with the bowl on my belly. You should be begging me for a picture, I'm hilarious.