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So, uh... I accidentally blew up the microwave...    

I just sneezed and it blew up! I'm not hurt. But, uh... There's tomato soup on my ceiling. And I'm too short I can't reach it to clean it!!

No no no, I'll buy one myself! But... I need the help, thank you. And yes, tomato soup. I didn't want to go outside to get something else. Too many people everywhere.

You don't have to babysit me outside of work, I have to learn to deal with things by myself... But alright for tonight. How about Indian food?  

I am, sorry about that.
I'll do my best not to sneeze, I promise!

Did Amanda also ask you to meet her later this afternoon? At her personal office in DC?

Uh. Should we, like, run away and hide from her for the rest of our lives?

I hear Peru's great.

Ugh, who are we kidding, she could track us through the galaxy. I'm so sorry in advance if I did anything wrong.

I'm fine, sorry, I'm just... nervous. Llamas are great, I like llamas. I've never seen one, actually. Anyway. Thank you? That's very sweet of you to say that.

You know a guy who owns a farm? You're full of surprises! But I would love to see a llama. And all the other animals too.
Thank you. Thank you for caring about me, no one ever did before.

Yay, farm!
You're not hard to like either, you know (:
Anyway, time to get to DC. God I hope she doesn't kill us. I want to see the llamas before I die (see you there!)

With Luthor president and Amanda up to no good, going to Peru to raise llamas might not have been such a crazy idea after all. Still interested?

The resemblance is uncanny

Oh my god we're gonna die. She's going to find this somehow and she's gonna kill us. Totally worth it, though. Or I might just die of laughter before she gets to me  

Oh my god we're gonna die. She's going to find this somehow and she's gonna kill The Kooples? More like Chanel!

I mean... You know, technically I could get inside her head and persuade her to change our emblem for a llama. She would never know it wasn't her idea. Never...........

If we survive until Christmas I'll make her do it. And while we're at it I'll ask for a huge raise for the both of us. It takes money to raise llamas, obviously  

Thank you? Actually now that you mention it, Dr Fate bears a strange resemblance to Leonardo Dicaprio. It's a little unsettling. I can never unsee it.

Oh yeah that's great! Now I'll never be able to watch a Dicaprio movie without thinking of the man who traumatised me! Amazing right?

Wait a minute... Oh my god, were you actually JEALOUS for a minute here?

Oh you mean the lady you barely ever see? Nice try!  

Well actually, if I wasn't in desperate need of guidance, I'd never want to see him again. Also he wears his helmet 99,99% of the time, so no Dicaprio face. No need to be jealous  

Good to know, because you don't have any reason to be jealous anyway... : ) Good night, then?

It's a good thing I read minds, because you didn't even tell me today's your birthday! So, happy birthday handsome  (I was going to bake you a cake but last time I tried something like that I almost summoned a demon in my kitchen. So I'm taking you out for dinner tonight.)

Hmm, you've never met a demon before, have you... And it would have been a burnt cake, not a frozen one, by the way! And yes really, be ready for 8pm : ) (Plot twist: I'm the gift      )

That's not what I meant but I guess that works too... Well, I hope you'll like your present
See you tonight

Hellooooo… C'est Zatanna... J’ai un souci de démon, et il paraît que tu peux m’aider, rapport à tes activités professionnelles…

Tu comprendras si tu veux bien me donner un coup de main.

Désolée te déranger en pleine nuit. Tu connais Etrigan ? Je suis sûre que oui. C’est lui mon problème.

Ah oui, eh bien tu vas avoir l'occasion de faire connaissance, enfin si ça t'intéresse. J'ai entendu parler du S.H.A.D.E. Tu penses qu'ils peuvent prendre les choses en mains sans trop de dégâts, pour qui que ce soit ?

Pas d'A.R.G.U.S., pas de Waller, c'est noté. Je n'ai aucune solution de mon côté, je te fais donc confiance. C'est de la vie de Jason dont il est question. Est-ce que tu as un contact à me donner, ou un lieu à trouver ?