✸ rp generators (V2)

Non mais dis donc hé.

Vandal: Someone will die.
Zatanna: Of fun!

What have you done to meeeee

Zatanna Zatara: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Jane Restlove: Twelve, actually.
Zatanna Zatara: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Jane Restlove: Yours!
Zatanna Zatara: That's right: no one's.

Nooo !

Jane Restlove: Do you take constructive criticism?
Tefé Holland: I only take cash or credit.

Indeed.

Tefé Holland: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Vandal Adg Savage: How can you still say that?
Tefé Holland: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Zee: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Vandal: You and me!!!
Zee, tearing up: Okay.

Je proteste pour la seconde partie. (the first one is true af)

Zatanna Zatara : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Vandal Adg Savage: What's that?
Zatanna Zatara : Remorse code.
Vandal Adg Savage: I'm even angrier now.

vandal adg savage: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
iris west, not looking up from their book: Spear.
vandal adg savage: BLOCKED.

La rabat joie, j'adore

Iris West: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Jane Restlove: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Iris West: No! Four to five seconds!
Jane Restlove: Too late!!!


C'est parce qu'Iris est too cute

Jane Restlove : *Gets down on one knee*
Vandal Adg Savage: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Jane Restlove : *Falls over*
Vandal Adg Savage: The poison is kicking in.

Accurate

Vandal Savage: What is your biggest weakness?
Jane Restlove: I can be uncooperative.
Vandal Savage: Okay, can you give me an example?
Jane Restlove: No.

Jane Restlove, going over Iris West's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Iris West: Yes
Jane Restlove: Okay... may I know what you create?
Jane Restlove: Problems.

Oupsie

Iris West: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Jane Restlove: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Le duo de la mort

Jane Restlove: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Iris West: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Qu'on se le dise

Iris West, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Vandal Adg Savage.
Vandal Adg Savage: How did you do that without turning around?
Iris West: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

que de talent

Tefé Holland, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Vandal Adg Savage: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Ben je suis team Squid, déso.

Tefé Holland: Am I going too far?
Arthur Curry: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Arthur Curry, talking to Zatanna Zatara on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Zatanna Zatara: You bet!
Arthur Curry: At what temperature?
Zatanna Zatara: 535.
Arthur Curry: That's the clock.
Zatanna Zatara:
Arthur Curry:
Zatanna Zatara: 536.

Ça c'est plus moi dans la vraie vie.

zatanna zatara and john constantine kiss under the mistletoe

aaaaaaaw

zatanna zatara: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
john constantine: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

c'est un peu trop près de la réalité tout ça

John Constantine: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Seraphine Magpie: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.


Well, c'était méchant

Seraphine Magpie: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Arthur Curry: Twelve, actually.
Seraphine Magpie: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Arthur Curry: Yours!
Seraphine Magpie: That's right: no one's.

Zee : It's hot!
Arthur :what do you want me to do? blow on you!?

Nan mais je suis pas contre une petite vagounette.


Zee: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Arthur: Only if you also don't ask why
Arthur: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Zee:
Arthur:
Zee: This one is fine

Ça sera notre petit secret.

Zatanna Zatara : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Dick Grayson: I think you mean cards.
Zatanna Zatara , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

That's magic

Dick Grayson, going over Tefé Holland's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Tefé Holland: Yes
Dick Grayson: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tefé Holland: Problems.

Tefé Holland: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Arthur Curry: Tefé Holland, that's a coma.
Tefé Holland: Sounds festive.

Mera: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Arthur: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Putain ces rois de nos jours

Mera and Adam make gingerbread houses for their gingerbread people.

Je suis sûre que les atlantes et les kahndaqi vont adorer leurs maisons en pain d'épice

Mera: How petty can you get?
Adam: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

J'ai pas les mots à part que c'est totalement correct

Teth Adam yells at Tefé Holland to stop being in their pajamas all day

Arrête de crier, mets ton pyjama et fais le test, plutôt, tu verras.


Tefé Holland: *Accidentally hits Teth Adam in the face*
Tefé Holland: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Tefé Holland: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Teth Adam: What’s wrong with you?!

Tefe Holland: Okay, help me please!
Vandal Adg Savage: Got two words for you.
Tefe Holland: I bet they won't be helpful.
Vandal Adg Savage: Your problem.
Tefe Holland: I was right

Vandal Adg Savage, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Jane Restlove, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.



Woaaah complètement approprié je suis choquée!

Jane: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Zee: Only if you also don't ask why
Zee: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Jane:
Zee:
Jane: This one is fine


Team up !