✸ rp generators (V2)

Zatanna Zatara: How petty can you get?
Jane Restlove: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Mon rêve.

Jane: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Tefé: What did you do?
Jane: Nobody died.
Tefé: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Han j'espère bien que si !

Tefé Holland: *Accidentally hits Orm Marius in the face*
Tefé Holland: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Tefé Holland: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Orm Marius: What’s wrong with you?!

me dites pas que c'est pas accurate

Orm Marius: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Jane Restlove: It’s not a joke.
Jane Restlove: *sniffles*
Jane Restlove: I’m a legit snack.

omg à caser en rp !!

Orm >

Jane: You love me, right, Tefé?
Tefé: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

What did you do.

Parce que je peux, j'ai mis mes deux derniers MVDD.

Tefé Holland: Vandal Adg Savage, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Vandal Adg Savage: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Tefé Holland: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Jane Restlove.

C'est confusant, en vrai.

Zatanna: Go to Hell
Vandal, tearing up: I wish I could

Si tu y tiens tant que ça je connais quelqu'un qui y a ses entrées.

@Vandal : mdr

Zatanna Zatara: How do I deal with my enemies?
Jane Restlove: Kill them
Zatanna Zatara: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Jane Restlove: Kill them only a little?

Rose: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Jane: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Rose: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Zatanna Zatara a écrit:

C'est confusant, en vrai.

Zatanna: Go to Hell
Vandal, tearing up: I wish I could

Si tu y tiens tant que ça je connais quelqu'un qui y a ses entrées.

J'ai les miennes aussi ne t'en fais pas, j'ai même une petite carte pour en sortir.

Rose Wilson: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Vandal Adg Savage: Wednesay
Rose Wilson: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Damn !

Zee: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Vandal: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Zee, desperately, as Vandal bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Vandal: Oh! B positive.
Zee: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Vandal:




Celui-là aussi il me paraît legit.

Zatanna Zatara: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Vandal Adg Savage: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!


Totally legit.

Vandal: How do I deal with my enemies?
Rose: Kill them
Vandal: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Rose: Kill them only a little?

Tout à fait faisable. xD

Rose Wilson: I was arrested for being too cool.
Donna Troy: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

So rude

Donna: Am I in trouble?
Rose: Take a guess.
Donna: No?
Rose: Take another guess.

Ca pourrait être la suite. xD

Rose: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Zee: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Rose: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Zee: Rose, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Rose:

Oh no.

Zatanna Zatara: Vandal Adg Savage was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Vandal Adg Savage: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Zatanna Zatara: Vandal Adg Savage, you ate a chair.

Tant que c'est pas UNE PERSONNE.

Vandal Adg Savage: Go to Hell
Zatanna Zatara, tearing up: I wish I could

On s'est volé nos répliques.

Zatanna Zatara: I can explain.
Donna Troy: Can you?
Zatanna Zatara: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

I would never ! or maybe ?

Zee: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Donna: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

C'est pô bien ça. Même si je comprends.

Zee: So what do you do?
Rose: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Zee: Wow, impressive.
Rose: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Prix Nobel de médecine en vue.

Dick Grayson :why is there a fish in the bath tub?
Rose Wilson :it likes to swim, duuuh.

Dick, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Zee: How?
Dick: How what?
Zee: How could they be worse?
Dick: They couldn’t, I lied.
Zee:


Awww you tried.

Zatanna Zatara: Arthur Curry... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Arthur Curry: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Zatanna Zatara:
Zatanna Zatara: I wrote sanitize, Arthur Curry.

Satanize, sanitize, c'est la même chose non?

Dans la langue de mon peuple, oui.

Zee: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Arthur: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Zee: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Vandal sors de ce corps.

Zatanna Zatara: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Dick Grayson: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Zatanna Zatara: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Dick Grayson: Zatanna Zatara, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Zatanna Zatara:

Oh boy

Elle pourrait totalement ne pas capter tout de suite.

Dick: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Tefé: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Dick: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Je sais pas pour qui ne nous deux c'est le plus insultant.

Tefé Holland: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Arthur Curry: Go the fuck to sleep
Tefé Holland: What gif I don't want to?
Arthur Curry: Fuck You

John: Am I in trouble?
Arthur: Take a guess.
John: No?
Arthur: Take another guess.

Méééé

*Zee and nhoJ skipping stones on lake*
Zee: It’s such a beautiful evening.
nhoJ, whispering: Take that you fucking lake



Le romantisme est mort.