✸ rp generators (V2)

Zatanna Zatara: Do you take constructive criticism?
Arthur Curry: I only take cash or credit.

C'est l'ego des rois, ça.

Arthur: Tefé... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Tefé: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Arthur:
Arthur: I wrote sanitize, Tefé.

Sorry not sorry.

Tefé Holland: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Dick Grayson: What's that?
Tefé Holland: Remorse code.
Dick Grayson: I'm even angrier now.

Dick Grayson: How do I deal with my enemies?
Zatanna Zatara: Kill them
Dick Grayson: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Zatanna Zatara: Kill them only a little?

Oublie ton éducation à la Batman, làààààààààààà ! KILLZEMALL !

Oh moi je ne poserai pas ce genre de question.

Zatanna Zatara: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Vandal Adg Savage: Only if you also don't ask why
Vandal Adg Savage: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Zatanna Zatara:
Vandal Adg Savage:
Zatanna Zatara: This one is fine

Jane Restlove: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Vandal Adg Savage, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Eark

Jane Restlove: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Arthur Curry: What's that?
Jane Restlove: You've never had leftovers???
Arthur Curry: No, because I'm not a quitter.

(ce pavé, j'ai pas tout compris ahah)


Arthur Curry: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Jane Restlove: What did you do op?
Arthur Curry: A MISTAKE

Jane: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Zee: You? Magic? Jane, it says talent show.

Je t'apprendrai.

Dick Grayson: Zatanna Zatara and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Zatanna Zatara: Sentences.
Dick Grayson: Don't interrupt me.

Dick: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zee: You would eat yourself?
Dick: I wouldn’t even question it.

Ça c'est totalement une conversation qu'ils pourraient avoir après avoir trop bu.

Clairement et le pire je crois c'est que Zatanna pourrait lui jouer un tour et le transformer en donut.

Zatanna Zatara, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Arthur Curry.
Arthur Curry: How did you do that without turning around?
Zatanna Zatara: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Elle a la classe ou elle l'a pas.

Arthur: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Tefé: You and me!!!
Arthur, tearing up: Okay.

Voilà ! Perfection !

Tefé Holland: What are your goals?
Arthur Curry: To pet all the dogs.
Tefé Holland: No, fitness goals.
Arthur Curry: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Elle approuve ce goal.

Arthur: Welcome, fellow idiots
Zee: Hello, Arthur
Arthur: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Zee: You underestimate me

Awww merci quand même.

Dick Grayson: Okay, help me please!
Zatanna Zatara: Got two words for you.
Dick Grayson: I bet they won't be helpful.
Zatanna Zatara: Your problem.
Dick Grayson: I was right

Spoken like a true leader.

Dick, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Tefé: How?
Dick: How what?
Tefé: How could they be worse?
Dick: They couldn’t, I lied.
Tefé:

Tefé Holland: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Arthur Curry: How can you still say that?
Tefé Holland: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Nous avons un concept là durant les dernières réponses

So true.

Arthur, pointing: May I sit there?
Zee: That's my lap
Arthur: That doesn't answer my question, Zee.

La réponse est non. T'es pas léger, tout de même !

Zatanna Zatara : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Arthur Curry: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Zatanna Zatara : Absolutely not.

C'est trop demander.

Tefé, talking to Arthur on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Arthur: You bet!
Tefé: At what temperature?
Arthur: 535.
Tefé: That's the clock.
Arthur:
Tefé:
Arthur: 536.

Alors je me moque pas c'est totalement un truc que je pourrais faire irl.

Tefé Holland: Violence isn't the answer.
Vandal Adg Savage: You’re right.
Tefé Holland: *sighs in relief*
Vandal Adg Savage: Violence is the question.
Tefé Holland: What?
Vandal Adg Savage, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Tefé Holland, running after them: NO-

C'est tellement Vandal

Tefé elle veut bien être violente avec Vandal !

Vandal: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Zee: Thank you
Vandal: I didn't say that was a good thing
Zee: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Ah, et on sait tous que homme qui rit...

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